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Meet the Cast and Characters 

OLIVE
Owner of "The Pointed Triangle" - an art gallery devoted to Pointillism and Triptychs, Olive's sexy cynicism is betrayed by bouts of acute clumsiness.  She's a victim of all the wrong kinds of love and an optimist who is never proven right.  A curvaceous beauty with dark hair and dark eyes, no one could be further from the image of Grace Kelly.  
BING
Self-effacing, gangly and impossibly positive, Bing is a modern-day James Stewart with a mission to insure the world and everyone in it with a zeal that's impossible to resist.   Fixated on the unattainable beauty and poise of Grace Kelly, Bing harbors a darkness that's about to surprise even himself.

EMILY ARDEN

MADELAINE
Like a spider Madelaine sinks into the background, snapping up information from the world around her and building her character from the nuances of others.  An unpopular waitress at a mediocre cafe, she often talks to herself in muttered whispers, strange voices and accents, constantly reshaping her persona, always on the look-out for someone to be.  Until Bing comes along and changes everything.
MAE

A high-spirited Northerner, one could imagine the young Mae in the aftermath of World War 2, serving teas to the troops with a smile, putting on a happy face for everyone around her.   But today nobody takes notice of this sparky spirit, and while the happy face endures, Madelaine's grandmother is hiding a long-buried secret and a part of herself that no number of distractions will allow her to run away from.  

AMY NEWTON

 

 

 FIZ MARCUS

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ALEX SHENTON

 

MELISSA DALTON

SUSANNA WOLFF

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NATHAN PLANT

 

 

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BRUCE KITCHENER

 

 

Wanda, Thelma, Old Lady, Muriel, Nurse and a host of others!  

Betty, Bethany, Louis, Pink Lady, my oh my, and that's not all! 

Spindly, Doctor, Mr.Blue, Customer, Grandpa and the whole box of chocolates! 

Boss, Mr.Connor, Park Pervert, cowboy, yee-hah! 

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